Here's what I came up with after reading Lorelle VanFossen's article titled, "Writing a Blog Disclaimer."
By reading this blog, you agree that Tiffany Songvilay is a passionate and opinionated woman and so must also agree not to hold her libel for what is said or displayed in posts and comments on volitionservices.com. The content of her Office Over Easy blog is sage advice and wisdom fresh from Tiffany’s vivid imagination of what a perfect world looks like, but it should in no way be used as an unsolicited expert opinion that dictates how you should run your business. Any conversations that happen within the comments of this space should not be construed by readers as a consulting service. Should you use advice, tips, techniques or recommendations mentioned in this blog, you acknowledge that Tiffany Songvilay is not to be held responsible for any injury that you may incur as a result, but just in case a reader still wants to take legal action against the author, then you will be happy to know that she is willing to pay the offended parties damages up to the amount of $0.01 while encouraging you not to spend it all in one place.
True, many people float around Tiffany as fans of her eccentric personality and illegible autograph (heretofore referred to as 'minions'), but there is no possible chance that anything she says is a reflection of any employer, client, volunteer group, membership organization, church, or other agency which she might be seen to represent and in no way reflects their policies, practices, or messaging. Sadly, no one pays Tiffany to write this blog and the more you read it, the more you’ll understand why. Still, even when ranting, Tiffany would never intentionally malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, software product, technology, banshee, vampire, goddess or individual.
It drives her crazy to admit it but even Tiffany makes mistakes, so please don't hesitate to contact her at
tiffany@officeovereasy.com if you find any broken links or information that was misquoted or should be updated. Keep in mind that as technology and tools change, so will the relevance of this content. Sometimes people move stuff around or delete things that they said before, sites get hacked and things pop up that might not be suitable for work or around small humans, so remember that the internet is a crazy place and you really should be very careful what you click on. Follow hyperlinks from this site at your own risk and don't be disappointed if they don't go anywhere anymore. Take it as a sign that you really shouldn't be reading this when you're supposed to be working anyway.
While she wishes that you were a better writer too, this content is the copyright of Tiffany Songvilay and you are not allowed to reuse any portion of it and pass it off as your own. In kind, any request to reprint or translate blog entries or comments should be directed to her at the email address referenced above. While this disclaimer is not an express written consent to reuse an entire blog post, four lines of content at a time may be quoted by other bloggers in their own posts on similar topics as long as proper credit is given to the original author and a hyperlink back to the original post is included for context. This blog is written and published in the United States of America and while the author is a little kinky, she is not bound to government, religious, or other laws from the reader’s country of origin, but she is humbled that you are enjoying her writing from so far away.
Thank you all for reading. Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.